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Jonny Woo, London based, visionary alt-drag and cabaret artist, brings his hit show ’Suburbia’ to The Alley Bar, Ramsgate. A unique blend of spoken word, story-telling and performance art, Suburbia is a poetic memoir about his life from his childhood in the Medway Towns, Kent, to discovering the drug 'ecstasy' in the 1990's, the clubs of New York and to building a queer community in London. Now in his fifties, Woo is reflective and honest about the secrets he harboured and the lessons he learnt. His wit is sharp and his desire to shock and surprise is evident throughout.

ARTISTS| PRODUCERS| PERFORMERS| PROMOTERS - You are cordially invited come and have a deek at the ALLEY BAR.

Come and have a look, a drink, and a chat about what we collectively might provide, make, present and enjoy here - shows, rehearsals, live art, sharings, experiments, performance parties, salon events, clubs…

What do we reckon?

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Charlie has produced and performed in events in New York, Paris, Colorado, Nice, St Tropez, Elba, aboard a yacht in the Mediterranean, in secret tunnels under London and even in a Bavarian Castle accessed by helicopter. Now he is down the Alley Bar testing out some new material amongst friends.

Ain't we lucky?

Cult songstress Diane Chorley returns to Screaming Alley to check out the new club on the block. But, will it compare to the legendary Duchess of Canvey's previous infamous nightspot the Flick?!

Come and join Amy for an eclectic evening of songs and stories spanning her varied career over the last 2 decades. Olivier award nominated Actor/Singer of stage and screen. Recently highly acclaimed in her turn as the iconic Sally Bowles

in the multi award winning production of Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club

Jonny Woo, London based, visionary alt-drag and cabaret artist, brings his hit show ’Suburbia’ to The Alley Bar, Ramsgate. A unique blend of spoken word, story-telling and performance art, Suburbia is a poetic memoir about his life from his childhood in the Medway Towns, Kent, to discovering the drug 'ecstasy' in the 1990's, the clubs of New York and to building a queer community in London. Now in his fifties, Woo is reflective and honest about the secrets he harboured and the lessons he learnt. His wit is sharp and his desire to shock and surprise is evident throughout.

Join Pretzel Cage in the therapy chair for Drag Neurosis - a surreal exploration of psychoanalysis, interpretation, and transformation.

Expect a performance of the strange, the subversive, the absurd, the poignant and the potentially uncomfortable.

And they say ROMANCE is DEAD...

Ramsgate's most loved cabaret provocateurs, the ultimate odd couple, are teaming up to deliver us the Valentine's kiss we so deeply desire.

But what will Deirdre-on-the-Door have to say about it?!

Violet has some hard feelings. Join her for a verbal deep dive into the vaults. Poetry will be spilt. New lows will be sunk to. Don't attend if you're offended by turkey crowns and swearing.

What's a Gooch period without an invitation from Pat Riarchy to delve in to his Seasonal sack and a nibble of his chocolate balls?

Megan Garrett Jones' intermittent itinerant spoken word happening back for International Women's Day 

For one night only, cult superstar Baby Lame is Britney Spears, as she fearlessly uncovers the true (but completely unauthorised and definitely not approved by her legal team) story of the world’s most chaotic pop icon. Featuring 100 Britney songs (well, near enough) and directed by Deanna Fleysher (Butt Kapinski / Red Bastard), join Baby for a hilariously unhinged immersive punk odyssey through space travel, romance, murder and full-throttle pop madness, co-starring… the entire audience.

This is the Britney saga nobody asked for, but everyone will remember.

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..The Alley Bar, which will launch on November 20, is being set up in the basement of a barber shop on Ramsgate High Street and is dedicated to "radical, queer, feminist and inclusive live art and performance"..

High streets broken up by empty shops have become a striking physical manifestation of an economy that feels stagnant.

After the news that retail sales rose in July but are still lower than they were before the Covid pandemic struck five years ago.

Neil Macdonald of Channel 4 news came to Ramsgate to find out how we are trying to fill up those vacant stores and revive the local economy.

'Next month, Kent-based LGBTQ+ cabaret collective Screaming Alley will launch THE ALLEY BAR, a new members-only underground venue tucked beneath a barbershop in the iconic harbour town of Ramsgate...